Men are just happier people

Men Are Just Happier People

What do you expect?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

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3 thoughts on “Men are just happier people

  1. VincentChoy says:
    Not true…disagree –
    Women are happier because –
    1. You have control of the kitchen
    2. You get control of the wedding plans and get to look your best at the men’s expense
    3. Reading Men is like reading a book, whereas men can never understand women
    4. You can get into a popular bar much easier, you just need to show some cleavage
    5. You know how to color co-ordinate
    6. You get doors opened for you
    7. You’re not as hairy and you don’t have to shave your face
    8. You dare to ask for directions without losing face
    9. Scratching yourselves is not an hourly event in your life
    10. Can sit and read every time you go to the bathrom
    11. Don’t worry about going bald
    12. Never have to rearrange testicles while wearing tight pants
    13. Never get your reproductive organs caught in your zipper while drunk

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